I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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