he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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