Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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