brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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