haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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