i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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