i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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