Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
