Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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