The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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