it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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