No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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