How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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