In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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