he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
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if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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