Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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