That's intense
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
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Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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