is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
