dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Randomize
