Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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