Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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