why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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