Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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