I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
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