Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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