we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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