I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
