SEEEEXXX PLEASE
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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