She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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