Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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