Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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