its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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