My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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