you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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