sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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