I hate all girls vehemently.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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