Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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