508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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