I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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