i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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