I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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