I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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