i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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