She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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