8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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