You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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