dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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