break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I had to cum in my sink.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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