Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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