there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
you are never too drunk for berry picking
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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