i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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