Buhtt sex?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
