Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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