why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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