They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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